Read the full transcript on Macleans here.
The highlights:
9:00 p.m. It’s here! It’s election night – the most exciting day on the Canadian political calendar, ranking just ahead of the one afternoon each year that CBC producers have Keith Boag immunized to prevent a sudden outbreak of insight.
9:38 p.m. Elizabeth May is speaking before her supporters, none of which is dressed well enough to get into an Arby’s.
12:02 a.m. (NDP leader) Jack Layton - apparently fuzzy on this whole ‘how democracy works’ thing - says he’s going to go to the House of Commons and put forth the New Democratic agenda for better health care, child care, pharmacare, home care, job care, hair care, Wookiee care, Care bears…
12:34 a.m. Lowest voter turnout ever. Woooo! We did it! We set the record!!! Wooooooooooo!! In your face, 2004!
12:46 a.m. Before removing his smile and placing it in a small box labelled Do Not Open Til 2011, Stephen Harper arrives to his victory party, shaking hands in a welcome line so long that he now technically qualifies as a monarch.



